Zany Bridezilla!

Zany Bridezilla on “Don’t be that bride!”

“This is for the original NUtcracker post. First time on this page… for the record I am paying for my own wedding and have no planner/coordinator. DIY Bride here. If for one damn day I want to be the center of attention.. so be it. A Grand entrance? Of course! A sappy slideshow? Check! (Only 6 1/2 minutes I promise) Sweetheart table? Oh yeah baby!! I will indeed be a gracious host and make sure everyone is enjoying the Filet Mignon I paid for. But hell yeah I’ll be front and center that day… as I would expect my best girlfriend or sister to do on THEIR big day. I’m only planning on doing it once and I’m doing it big. My future husband who is my best friend will be making sure everyone’s glass from the OPEN BAR is filled and everyone will get a good nights sleep in the hotels WE paid for. Not every bride provides things like this (and they damn well don’t have to) Im lucky.. but you know what? They deserve their day too and if they want a 20 minute slideshow… DEAL… enjoy your food and go home and complain to everyone about what miserable couples we all are. Ciao!!”

Seriously, ladies. Don’t be this bride.

Via Don’t Be That Bride: MUSINGS ON THE MISCELLANEOUS: A READER VENTS, AND THE WEDDING FAIRY RESPONDS