No Kids Allowed

Miss Annapolis of DC Nearlyweds is having a child-free wedding, and seems to be sick of explaining to her relations and future in-laws why little Timmy and little Jenny can’t go to the open-bar, formal event. One reason stuck out in my mind:

Adults should be able to see aunt Sarah fall off her chair without having to explain it to little Johnny

Although wounded parents are calling her Bridezilla, she makes a really convincing case for the no-kids-allowed.

And to earn my title as Bridezilla… I REALLY DO NOT WANT ….

• Nursing
• Screaming
• Running Children
• Spilling drinks
• Blowing out candles
• Throwing food and favors
• Eating food from their neighbor’s plate
• Throwing temper tantrums
• Bumping chairs and tables
• Knocking over fragile and expensive decorations

All excellent points, Miss Annapolis.

What do you think? Are you including or excluding kids at your wedding?