New Rules For Brides
November 4, 2007
I saw this one on Once Upon Your Wedding, and laughed hysterically. These aren’t etiquette rules for the perfect seating chart or the ideal reception line. For example:
New Rule: Stop lying to yourself saying you’re going to lose weight in order to fit into that dress. Wedding planning is stressful. When we get stressed, we eat. Or shop. You’re an 18. The dress is a 6. Don’t starve yourself until you look like a kid from one of the Christian Children’s Relief Fund commercials. the only way you’re going to get into that dress is if you wear it as a garter. Be proud of your curves! Get a dress that fits.
Or how about:
New Rule: Balloon arches are for proms and car sales, NOT WEDDINGS. How do you equate elegance with expanded helium filled plastic?
Read the whole article here.
Thanks so much for sharing the New Rules! They were fun to write, and I hope they were fun to read. Have a good week, and see you on Friday